Lanky

Brunette: I keep telling my boyfriend to eat more...he's too skinny.
Blond: Who?
Brunette: My boyfriend.
Blond: He's not skinny.
Brunette: He is. He's tall and lanky. He's skinny. And lanky.
Blond: He is not
Brunette: You've never met him.
Blond : He doesn't look skinny in his pictures.
Brunette: He is. He's lanky. Wait til you meet him. He's six foot tall. And lanky.
Blond: Lanky........lanky......lanky....lanky.....LANKy....LANKY....lankY...lanky....lanky...lanky...

Maybe

Tired Girl: I think I have diabetes.
Friend: Why?
Tired Girl: Because I keep falling asleep all the time.

A Blue Tattoo Speaks For Itself

Girl: .....I think he's a bit gay
Friend: He DOES have a blue tattoo.
Other Friend: I don't even think he's that good looking.

A Good Reason

Girl : NO! DON'T! He already thinks I'm obsessed with him.

Well, I'd Remember That

First Girl: That was really weird...He MUST remember me...
Second Girl: You should write back...
First Girl: Yeah, it's me. The girl who sleeps with everyone.

Maybe You Shouldn't Have Listened

Girl on phone: You told me to prank you.... you told me to prank you.....you told me to prank you....why are you talking over me?......You told me to prank you and I did......Why are you doing this?

Like We All Do

Brunettte: So she said 'be aware that because you have no experience they're going to look down their noses at you'.
Blond: Yeah....
Brunette: I'm going to have to sit there nodding like a dog on a dashboard.
Blond: I do that anyway.

She Really Said That?

Trendy Boy: Did you?
Other Boy: mumble mumble
Trendy Boy: Really?  Did you?
Other Boy: mumble mumble
Trendy Boy: Who was it?
Other Boy: mumble mumble
Trendy Boy: Who broke up with who?
Other Boy: mumble mumble
Trendy Boy: So was it....
Other Boy: mumble mumble
Trendy Boy: She SAID that?
Other Boy: mumble mumble
Trendy Boy: She SAID 'it's not you it's me'?
Third Boy: She ACTUALLY said 'it's not you, it's me'!

You ARE Bad

Brunette: I'm not
Brunette: I'm NOT
Blonde: You ARE bad.
Blonde: You ARE.
Blonde: Because you're actually forming a relationship.
Brunette: It's not like he'll ever find out.
Brunette:  How would he?

It Could Be Anything

Tall Girl: Where are we supposed to put our stuff.
Short Girl: Where are we suppossed to put our stuff.
Tall Girl: I have my purse in there.
Short Girl: I have YOU KNOW WHAT.

Shame

First Man: It's s a shame that Danni's leaving.
Second Man: What?
First Man: It's a shame Danni's leaving.
Second Man: Yes
First Man: It's only in the last 2 to 3 months that she's started to nail that agenda.
Second Man: Shame

Better Than What?

Boy: It's better than being felt up by some random 30 year old.
Girl: He wasn't THIRTY!
Boy: How do you know?

A Designer What?

Woman on Phone: ...a designer bear?...a designer BEAR?....What's a designer bear?....oh, no....oh, no...what did you say to her?...OH NO!....Does she want one?

To You or For You

Woman: Did I tell you he confessed his undying love to me?
Man: OH MY GOD.  Did you hear Cheryl told him off............
Woman: I caught the tail end of that....