True, But Not Polite To Mention

Boy: You do have a weird freaky stare...Do you agree?....You have a weird freaky stare.

Unless It Runs in the Family

Boy: It's not you fault your sister has bad taste.

I Guess Luke

Skinny Boy:  See if you can guess my favorite Jedi and my favorite bad guy.
Fat Boy: Mumble
Skinny Boy: No
Fat Boy: Mumble
Skinny Boy: No
Skinny Boy:  For good guy I would have to say Master Yoda...for bad guy I would go Darth Maul.
Fat Boy:  I would personally go with Yoda.

Strike Fast

Smiley Boy:  I had to strike as fast as I could.  I have learned a few skills, Jack.

All About Shoes

Big Boy: ..he had these shoes....like plimsoles..but not...not plimsoles...like shoes...but plimsoles.
Tiny Boy: For wearing around the house..
Cool Boy: My girlfriend's DAD has those.

If He Doesn't Kill You, She Will

Boy: My mum is going to kill me...she goes...she goes... if you get in that car with him and he drives fast you will never ride with him again....so he goes up my road at like SIXTY MILES AN HOUR...

Don't Knock Yourself

Short Boy:  She'll probably change her mind when she sees me in person.
Tall Boy: No, she's already seen you.
Short Boy: oh...is she the one in the red skirt....how tall is she?

Where's My Invite?

Fat Friend:  So at the moment I'm stuck in the 'friend zone'.  The FRIEND zone.
Skinny Friend: Yeah.
Fat Friend:  But just wait til Toby's party..........then I won't be held responsible.
Fat Friend: I'm just saying.
Skinny Friend: Why wasn't I invited to Toby's party?
Fat Friend:  Dunno.
Skinny Friend: Everybody else is invited.
Fat Friend:  Luke's not.
Skinny Friend:  yeah....welll....
Fat Friend:  Luke tried to invite himself.........he was going......hey Toby....when's the party.
Skinny Friend: Luke's a knobhead.

In Dreams

Friend: Why would you chose Cheryl COLE?
Dreamer: It was a DREAM.

Who Were YOU Talking About?

Boy 1: I think we're talking about the wrong one.
Boy 2: I know exactly who you're talking about.
Boy 1: Is it the one who just walked past us?
Boy 2: Yes
Boy 1. She's alright.

Thanks For Sharing

Boy: I hardly have any hair under my arms.

Tattoo Boy

Tatoo boy: but the one that really hurt was the one on my winky.
Other boy: oh?
Tatoo boy: Yeah...I have Porn Star tattooed on it.
Other boy: REALLY?
Tatoo boy: Yeah...it says PORN on the one end and then has a star.