True, But Not Polite To Mention

Boy: You do have a weird freaky stare...Do you agree?....You have a weird freaky stare.

That's A Lot of Nerve

Boy: So, she says in front of my Mum. To my Mum's face.  Right in front of my Mum. Are you the boy who's been stalking my sister?

If You Know What I Mean

Girl on Phone: She said something to them but she didn't say anything to me.  She must not have noticed but she must be on the case.  If you know what I mean.

Better Than What?

Boy: It's better than being felt up by some random 30 year old.
Girl: He wasn't THIRTY!
Boy: How do you know?

Well, That Was Stupid

Woman on phone: I gave him 90 quid.  He said 'would mind paying this for me?'. And now he won't give it back because we're no longer together.

Weird AND Creepy

Creepy Boy: In future don't make jokes about people's friends dying.
Normal Boy: *confused look*
Creepy Boy: you shouldn't make jokes about people's friends.
Normal Boy: What are you on about?
Creepy Boy: About seven weekes ago. About seven or eight weeks ago you made a joke about Ed. You made a joke about Ed had died.
Normal Boy: I never said that.
Creepy Body: You made a joke
Normal Boy: I never said that.
Creepy Boy: You did. And now he's dead.
Normal Boy: WHAT?
Creepy Boy: He's dead.
Normal Boy: No, he isn't
Creepy Boy. He is.
Normal Boy: I've known Ed for ten years. I know him really well. He's not dead.
Creepy Boy: In future you should know that you're.... You should know.
Creepy Boy: *leaves*
Me: That was creepy.
Normal Boy: It was!
Me: Do you know him?
Normal Boy: NO!
Me: You should phone Ed though.
Normal Boy: I'm GOING to.