Is He Or Isn't He?

Girl 1: Is that his laugh?
Girl 2: no
Girl 1: that's good because I was going to say he just got a lot less attractive.  He's gay anyway.
Girl 2: I know you say that
Girl 1: He is.
Girl 1: He IS.
Girl 2: You said that about Ryan too.  Your gaydar is way off.
Girl 1: My gaydar is...is...I was right about my dad when I said he was gay when I was eight...
Girl 2: yeah, well...you are way off with Ryan.
Girl 1: I don't think so.  I think he'll be a late bloomer.
Girl 2: He is not gay
Girl 1: He is
Girl 2: is not
Girl 1: is
Girl 2: is not
Girl 1: I reckon he'll have a wife and kids and then...
Girl 2: NO, he is not

The Horror

Blond Girl: I just gave my worst enemy a ciggie!

Lanky

Brunette: I keep telling my boyfriend to eat more...he's too skinny.
Blond: Who?
Brunette: My boyfriend.
Blond: He's not skinny.
Brunette: He is. He's tall and lanky. He's skinny. And lanky.
Blond: He is not
Brunette: You've never met him.
Blond : He doesn't look skinny in his pictures.
Brunette: He is. He's lanky. Wait til you meet him. He's six foot tall. And lanky.
Blond: Lanky........lanky......lanky....lanky.....LANKy....LANKY....lankY...lanky....lanky...lanky...

Maybe

Tired Girl: I think I have diabetes.
Friend: Why?
Tired Girl: Because I keep falling asleep all the time.

A Blue Tattoo Speaks For Itself

Girl: .....I think he's a bit gay
Friend: He DOES have a blue tattoo.
Other Friend: I don't even think he's that good looking.

Well, I'd Remember That

First Girl: That was really weird...He MUST remember me...
Second Girl: You should write back...
First Girl: Yeah, it's me. The girl who sleeps with everyone.

Like We All Do

Brunettte: So she said 'be aware that because you have no experience they're going to look down their noses at you'.
Blond: Yeah....
Brunette: I'm going to have to sit there nodding like a dog on a dashboard.
Blond: I do that anyway.

You ARE Bad

Brunette: I'm not
Brunette: I'm NOT
Blonde: You ARE bad.
Blonde: You ARE.
Blonde: Because you're actually forming a relationship.
Brunette: It's not like he'll ever find out.
Brunette:  How would he?

It Could Be Anything

Tall Girl: Where are we supposed to put our stuff.
Short Girl: Where are we suppossed to put our stuff.
Tall Girl: I have my purse in there.
Short Girl: I have YOU KNOW WHAT.

How Low Can You Go?

Silly Girl: And he was like you can bend over a little bit...a little bit.. and I was like then I'd hurt my back and not my knees and I was like then I'd need a back rub and he was like I need a back rub.............OK, come here then...and he was like what...and I was like come here then...come over here.

I Really Don't Know What I'd Do

Girl: What would you do if someone gave you a cup with powder in and told you to add milk?
Girl: What would you do?

The Sad Truth

Romantic Girl: When you say something really romantic and he says 'Awww, me too.' Does that mean he really means it?
True Friend: Probably not.
Romantic Girl: That's what I thought.

Oh, Dear

Worried Girl: He's not going to be pleased with me.
Worried Girl: He's not going to be pleased with me.
Friend: No
Worried Girl: I still have time to get the pill though.
Worried Girl: What day is it?
Worried Girl: um...Sunday....
Friend: SHHHHHH.

Who Are YOU Looking At?

Girl: Why are we being stared at? I don't understand.

You Know Aaron?

Brunette: You Know Aaron?
Blonde: Your BOYFRIEND?
Brunette: Well....yes...but not for long.