That's A Lot of Nerve

Boy: So, she says in front of my Mum. To my Mum's face.  Right in front of my Mum. Are you the boy who's been stalking my sister?

Is He Or Isn't He?

Girl 1: Is that his laugh?
Girl 2: no
Girl 1: that's good because I was going to say he just got a lot less attractive.  He's gay anyway.
Girl 2: I know you say that
Girl 1: He is.
Girl 1: He IS.
Girl 2: You said that about Ryan too.  Your gaydar is way off.
Girl 1: My gaydar is...is...I was right about my dad when I said he was gay when I was eight...
Girl 2: yeah, well...you are way off with Ryan.
Girl 1: I don't think so.  I think he'll be a late bloomer.
Girl 2: He is not gay
Girl 1: He is
Girl 2: is not
Girl 1: is
Girl 2: is not
Girl 1: I reckon he'll have a wife and kids and then...
Girl 2: NO, he is not

A Blue Tattoo Speaks For Itself

Girl: .....I think he's a bit gay
Friend: He DOES have a blue tattoo.
Other Friend: I don't even think he's that good looking.

Well, I'd Remember That

First Girl: That was really weird...He MUST remember me...
Second Girl: You should write back...
First Girl: Yeah, it's me. The girl who sleeps with everyone.

She Really Said That?

Trendy Boy: Did you?
Other Boy: mumble mumble
Trendy Boy: Really?  Did you?
Other Boy: mumble mumble
Trendy Boy: Who was it?
Other Boy: mumble mumble
Trendy Boy: Who broke up with who?
Other Boy: mumble mumble
Trendy Boy: So was it....
Other Boy: mumble mumble
Trendy Boy: She SAID that?
Other Boy: mumble mumble
Trendy Boy: She SAID 'it's not you it's me'?
Third Boy: She ACTUALLY said 'it's not you, it's me'!

You ARE Bad

Brunette: I'm not
Brunette: I'm NOT
Blonde: You ARE bad.
Blonde: You ARE.
Blonde: Because you're actually forming a relationship.
Brunette: It's not like he'll ever find out.
Brunette:  How would he?

To You or For You

Woman: Did I tell you he confessed his undying love to me?
Man: OH MY GOD.  Did you hear Cheryl told him off............
Woman: I caught the tail end of that....

Like a Club

Girl: .......they're all virgins.....they're ALL virgins....

A Question and a Reaction

Blond Girl: Do you think my boyfriend is gay?
Brunette:  He is....he is when he's with me.
Blond Girl : I nearly wet myself.

Old News

Blond: You know Gavin.
Friend: Yes
Blond: He's gay.
Friend: I know.
Blond: He has a boyfriend.
Friend:  I KNOW.

Fiddling the Expenses

Man: Anything that is really expenses.
Woman: They shouldn't be out of pocket.
Woman: I'm not talking about travel or transport.
Man: But they shouldn't make a profit.
Woman: I suspect some people might twist it a bit.

You Know Aaron?

Brunette: You Know Aaron?
Blonde: Your BOYFRIEND?
Brunette: Well....yes...but not for long.

Tell Us How Many Times

Blond Girl: Do you know how many times he's cheated on her?
Other Blond Girl: YES!
Blond Girl: Do you know how many times?