But What About Her Personality?

Boy:....big head...yeah that's the one he went out with.

She Really Said That?

Trendy Boy: Did you?
Other Boy: mumble mumble
Trendy Boy: Really?  Did you?
Other Boy: mumble mumble
Trendy Boy: Who was it?
Other Boy: mumble mumble
Trendy Boy: Who broke up with who?
Other Boy: mumble mumble
Trendy Boy: So was it....
Other Boy: mumble mumble
Trendy Boy: She SAID that?
Other Boy: mumble mumble
Trendy Boy: She SAID 'it's not you it's me'?
Third Boy: She ACTUALLY said 'it's not you, it's me'!

Don't Knock Yourself

Short Boy:  She'll probably change her mind when she sees me in person.
Tall Boy: No, she's already seen you.
Short Boy: oh...is she the one in the red skirt....how tall is she?

Where's My Invite?

Fat Friend:  So at the moment I'm stuck in the 'friend zone'.  The FRIEND zone.
Skinny Friend: Yeah.
Fat Friend:  But just wait til Toby's party..........then I won't be held responsible.
Fat Friend: I'm just saying.
Skinny Friend: Why wasn't I invited to Toby's party?
Fat Friend:  Dunno.
Skinny Friend: Everybody else is invited.
Fat Friend:  Luke's not.
Skinny Friend:  yeah....welll....
Fat Friend:  Luke tried to invite himself.........he was going......hey Toby....when's the party.
Skinny Friend: Luke's a knobhead.

Fiiirrrreee

Boy: ...everytime I'm around Megan...I swear.........there's like....there's FIRE.
Friend:..yeah, like...
Boy: The thing is...the thing is.. she's... she's...

Who Were YOU Talking About?

Boy 1: I think we're talking about the wrong one.
Boy 2: I know exactly who you're talking about.
Boy 1: Is it the one who just walked past us?
Boy 2: Yes
Boy 1. She's alright.