You ARE Bad

Brunette: I'm not
Brunette: I'm NOT
Blonde: You ARE bad.
Blonde: You ARE.
Blonde: Because you're actually forming a relationship.
Brunette: It's not like he'll ever find out.
Brunette:  How would he?

Tell Us How Many Times

Blond Girl: Do you know how many times he's cheated on her?
Other Blond Girl: YES!
Blond Girl: Do you know how many times?