If You Know What I Mean

Girl on Phone: She said something to them but she didn't say anything to me.  She must not have noticed but she must be on the case.  If you know what I mean.

Maybe You Shouldn't Have Listened

Girl on phone: You told me to prank you.... you told me to prank you.....you told me to prank you....why are you talking over me?......You told me to prank you and I did......Why are you doing this?

A Designer What?

Woman on Phone: ...a designer bear?...a designer BEAR?....What's a designer bear?....oh, no....oh, no...what did you say to her?...OH NO!....Does she want one?

HOW are you?

Woman on Phone: I'm in a really bad mood now....Would you rather I not tell you?...No....I'm just in a really bad mood.

WHY?

Girl on Phone: Why Kieren?.....Why Kieren?...Why Kieren?....Why Kieren though?....It's a......It's a thing

Well, That Was Stupid

Woman on phone: I gave him 90 quid.  He said 'would mind paying this for me?'. And now he won't give it back because we're no longer together.

Something Special

Man on Phone: Maybe...maybe...maybe a pair of trousers to wear underneath to put your wallet in...AWESOME....not as hot as you expect..That would be something special.

How To Tell The Difference

Girl on Phone: And she's got a mole on her face and I haven't.
Girl on Phone: What?
Girl on Phone: A fin?
Girl on Phone: yes
Girl on Phone: yes

What Do You Think She's Talking About?

Girl on Phone: Oh, you're not.
Girl on Phone: What are you going to get?
Girl on Phone: Apparently it really hurts on the back of your neck.

It's Not Us, It's Him

Angry Woman on Phone: Both of us argue when you're with him
AWOP: We Both Argue.
AWOP: I admit that I started it.
AWOP: I admit that.

Don't Get Stressed Out, Mum

Crying Girl: I don't have any money
CG: And I don't know what to do.
CG:Only £2 for the bus.
CG: Am I not allowed to come home?
CG: I'm only asking
CG: Don't get stressed out, Mum.
CG: I really needed it.

She Doesn't Care

Pretty Angry Woman on Phone: I just explained to you.
PAWOP: Stop showing off for your friends.
PAWOP: I just explained to you.
PAWOP: I just explained to you.
PAWOP: I don't care.
PAWOP: I don't care.