Bitch

Man: I noticed only the guys came over and apologized.

Woman: The girl didn't.

Man: Bitch

Woman: That's what I was going to say.

The Horror

Blond Girl: I just gave my worst enemy a ciggie!

A Blue Tattoo Speaks For Itself

Girl: .....I think he's a bit gay
Friend: He DOES have a blue tattoo.
Other Friend: I don't even think he's that good looking.

Well, I'd Remember That

First Girl: That was really weird...He MUST remember me...
Second Girl: You should write back...
First Girl: Yeah, it's me. The girl who sleeps with everyone.

I'll Show Her

Blond: She's so arrogant.
Brunette: High and Mighty.
Blond: Definitely.
Brunette: I really can't stand her.
Blond: She really does my head in.
Brunette: I hope I have a better job than her when I'm her age.

Me Either

Blond Girl: I don't like Godzilla. She does my head in.
Brunette: Mine too.