Yes. Do You?

Girl: Do you even KNOW what demented means?

Lanky

Brunette: I keep telling my boyfriend to eat more...he's too skinny.
Blond: Who?
Brunette: My boyfriend.
Blond: He's not skinny.
Brunette: He is. He's tall and lanky. He's skinny. And lanky.
Blond: He is not
Brunette: You've never met him.
Blond : He doesn't look skinny in his pictures.
Brunette: He is. He's lanky. Wait til you meet him. He's six foot tall. And lanky.
Blond: Lanky........lanky......lanky....lanky.....LANKy....LANKY....lankY...lanky....lanky...lanky...

Well, I'd Remember That

First Girl: That was really weird...He MUST remember me...
Second Girl: You should write back...
First Girl: Yeah, it's me. The girl who sleeps with everyone.

Where's My Invite?

Fat Friend:  So at the moment I'm stuck in the 'friend zone'.  The FRIEND zone.
Skinny Friend: Yeah.
Fat Friend:  But just wait til Toby's party..........then I won't be held responsible.
Fat Friend: I'm just saying.
Skinny Friend: Why wasn't I invited to Toby's party?
Fat Friend:  Dunno.
Skinny Friend: Everybody else is invited.
Fat Friend:  Luke's not.
Skinny Friend:  yeah....welll....
Fat Friend:  Luke tried to invite himself.........he was going......hey Toby....when's the party.
Skinny Friend: Luke's a knobhead.

The Sad Truth

Romantic Girl: When you say something really romantic and he says 'Awww, me too.' Does that mean he really means it?
True Friend: Probably not.
Romantic Girl: That's what I thought.

Be Yourself

Blond Girl: ...not letting himself be himself.
Blond Girl: All the things that are good for us get in the way.
Friend: um, like, yeah.

Tell Us How Many Times

Blond Girl: Do you know how many times he's cheated on her?
Other Blond Girl: YES!
Blond Girl: Do you know how many times?

You Like Me, Don't You?

Stalker: You see what good mates we've become, don't you
Stalkee: What do you mean?
Stalker: You don't get on this well with Chelsea.
Stalkee: hmmm
Stalker: I don't get all grumpy like her, do I?

Just Dessets

Angry woman: So what he doesn't know. What he doesn't know is that I am entitled to maintenence. Yes, I am going to get an allowance.
Her friend who doesn't really care: hmmm
AW: Yes, you see I haven't told him.
HFWDRC: He doesn't realize?
AW: No. Well, he shouldn't have left me in the first place.