Pass It On

Odd Boy: Pass it on.  It does matter.

Maybe

Tired Girl: I think I have diabetes.
Friend: Why?
Tired Girl: Because I keep falling asleep all the time.

A Good Reason

Girl : NO! DON'T! He already thinks I'm obsessed with him.

To You or For You

Woman: Did I tell you he confessed his undying love to me?
Man: OH MY GOD.  Did you hear Cheryl told him off............
Woman: I caught the tail end of that....

Like a Club

Girl: .......they're all virgins.....they're ALL virgins....

SOIRees?

Odd Boy:...........soirees and that....

A Question and a Reaction

Blond Girl: Do you think my boyfriend is gay?
Brunette:  He is....he is when he's with me.
Blond Girl : I nearly wet myself.

In Dreams

Friend: Why would you chose Cheryl COLE?
Dreamer: It was a DREAM.

WHY?

Girl on Phone: Why Kieren?.....Why Kieren?...Why Kieren?....Why Kieren though?....It's a......It's a thing

I Really Don't Know What I'd Do

Girl: What would you do if someone gave you a cup with powder in and told you to add milk?
Girl: What would you do?

That Might Actually Be Your Fault

Girl: Every time she's ever seen me before I've actually been drunk out of my face. So, it's not my fault.

Who Are YOU Looking At?

Girl: Why are we being stared at? I don't understand.

Thanks For Sharing

Boy: I hardly have any hair under my arms.

Tell Us How Many Times

Blond Girl: Do you know how many times he's cheated on her?
Other Blond Girl: YES!
Blond Girl: Do you know how many times?

Milk? Really?

Shy Boy: I feel awkward having milk in public places.
Friend: oh

Two Snooty Women

Woman with long hair: once we get reacquainted with the concept
Friend with glasses: I am honestly appalled