Lanky

Brunette: I keep telling my boyfriend to eat more...he's too skinny.
Blond: Who?
Brunette: My boyfriend.
Blond: He's not skinny.
Brunette: He is. He's tall and lanky. He's skinny. And lanky.
Blond: He is not
Brunette: You've never met him.
Blond : He doesn't look skinny in his pictures.
Brunette: He is. He's lanky. Wait til you meet him. He's six foot tall. And lanky.
Blond: Lanky........lanky......lanky....lanky.....LANKy....LANKY....lankY...lanky....lanky...lanky...

Tattoo Boy

Tatoo boy: but the one that really hurt was the one on my winky.
Other boy: oh?
Tatoo boy: Yeah...I have Porn Star tattooed on it.
Other boy: REALLY?
Tatoo boy: Yeah...it says PORN on the one end and then has a star.