A Blue Tattoo Speaks For Itself

Girl: .....I think he's a bit gay
Friend: He DOES have a blue tattoo.
Other Friend: I don't even think he's that good looking.

What Do You Think She's Talking About?

Girl on Phone: Oh, you're not.
Girl on Phone: What are you going to get?
Girl on Phone: Apparently it really hurts on the back of your neck.

Tattoo Boy

Tatoo boy: but the one that really hurt was the one on my winky.
Other boy: oh?
Tatoo boy: Yeah...I have Porn Star tattooed on it.
Other boy: REALLY?
Tatoo boy: Yeah...it says PORN on the one end and then has a star.