Maybe You Shouldn't Have Listened

Girl on phone: You told me to prank you.... you told me to prank you.....you told me to prank you....why are you talking over me?......You told me to prank you and I did......Why are you doing this?

You ARE Bad

Brunette: I'm not
Brunette: I'm NOT
Blonde: You ARE bad.
Blonde: You ARE.
Blonde: Because you're actually forming a relationship.
Brunette: It's not like he'll ever find out.
Brunette:  How would he?

It Could Be Anything

Tall Girl: Where are we supposed to put our stuff.
Short Girl: Where are we suppossed to put our stuff.
Tall Girl: I have my purse in there.
Short Girl: I have YOU KNOW WHAT.

To You or For You

Woman: Did I tell you he confessed his undying love to me?
Man: OH MY GOD.  Did you hear Cheryl told him off............
Woman: I caught the tail end of that....

WHY?

Girl on Phone: Why Kieren?.....Why Kieren?...Why Kieren?....Why Kieren though?....It's a......It's a thing

I Really Don't Know What I'd Do

Girl: What would you do if someone gave you a cup with powder in and told you to add milk?
Girl: What would you do?

Something Special

Man on Phone: Maybe...maybe...maybe a pair of trousers to wear underneath to put your wallet in...AWESOME....not as hot as you expect..That would be something special.

Be Yourself

Blond Girl: ...not letting himself be himself.
Blond Girl: All the things that are good for us get in the way.
Friend: um, like, yeah.

How To Tell The Difference

Girl on Phone: And she's got a mole on her face and I haven't.
Girl on Phone: What?
Girl on Phone: A fin?
Girl on Phone: yes
Girl on Phone: yes

Me Either

Blond Girl: I don't like Godzilla. She does my head in.
Brunette: Mine too.

That Might Actually Be Your Fault

Girl: Every time she's ever seen me before I've actually been drunk out of my face. So, it's not my fault.

An Email From Eleanor

Man: I got an email from Eleanor this morning.
Woman: Eleanor?
Man: She said she was disappointed that she felt ignored.

Milk? Really?

Shy Boy: I feel awkward having milk in public places.
Friend: oh

Don't Get Stressed Out, Mum

Crying Girl: I don't have any money
CG: And I don't know what to do.
CG:Only £2 for the bus.
CG: Am I not allowed to come home?
CG: I'm only asking
CG: Don't get stressed out, Mum.
CG: I really needed it.