HOW are you?

Woman on Phone: I'm in a really bad mood now....Would you rather I not tell you?...No....I'm just in a really bad mood.

WHY?

Girl on Phone: Why Kieren?.....Why Kieren?...Why Kieren?....Why Kieren though?....It's a......It's a thing

I Really Don't Know What I'd Do

Girl: What would you do if someone gave you a cup with powder in and told you to add milk?
Girl: What would you do?

Well, That Was Stupid

Woman on phone: I gave him 90 quid.  He said 'would mind paying this for me?'. And now he won't give it back because we're no longer together.

I'll Show Her

Blond: She's so arrogant.
Brunette: High and Mighty.
Blond: Definitely.
Brunette: I really can't stand her.
Blond: She really does my head in.
Brunette: I hope I have a better job than her when I'm her age.

The Sad Truth

Romantic Girl: When you say something really romantic and he says 'Awww, me too.' Does that mean he really means it?
True Friend: Probably not.
Romantic Girl: That's what I thought.

Something Special

Man on Phone: Maybe...maybe...maybe a pair of trousers to wear underneath to put your wallet in...AWESOME....not as hot as you expect..That would be something special.

Fiddling the Expenses

Man: Anything that is really expenses.
Woman: They shouldn't be out of pocket.
Woman: I'm not talking about travel or transport.
Man: But they shouldn't make a profit.
Woman: I suspect some people might twist it a bit.

Changing the Subject

Blond Girl: I bumped into Tom yesterday.
Other Blond: From here?
Blond Girl: Yes
Other Blond: Was he staring at you?
Blond Girl: It was so awkward.
Blond Girl: Did Daisy have maths today?
Other Blond: I didn't see her car.

Be Yourself

Blond Girl: ...not letting himself be himself.
Blond Girl: All the things that are good for us get in the way.
Friend: um, like, yeah.

Up In Smoke

Dopey Boy: ...as soon as we started smoking it...we were just all sitting down...yeah, we were all sitting down....and I stood up..and as soon as I stood up my ears started ringing...yeah...my ears just started ringing

How To Tell The Difference

Girl on Phone: And she's got a mole on her face and I haven't.
Girl on Phone: What?
Girl on Phone: A fin?
Girl on Phone: yes
Girl on Phone: yes

What Do You Think She's Talking About?

Girl on Phone: Oh, you're not.
Girl on Phone: What are you going to get?
Girl on Phone: Apparently it really hurts on the back of your neck.

Me Either

Blond Girl: I don't like Godzilla. She does my head in.
Brunette: Mine too.