Yes. Do You?

Girl: Do you even KNOW what demented means?

True, But Not Polite To Mention

Boy: You do have a weird freaky stare...Do you agree?....You have a weird freaky stare.

That's A Lot of Nerve

Boy: So, she says in front of my Mum. To my Mum's face.  Right in front of my Mum. Are you the boy who's been stalking my sister?

Unless It Runs in the Family

Boy: It's not you fault your sister has bad taste.

Bitch

Man: I noticed only the guys came over and apologized.

Woman: The girl didn't.

Man: Bitch

Woman: That's what I was going to say.

Is He Or Isn't He?

Girl 1: Is that his laugh?
Girl 2: no
Girl 1: that's good because I was going to say he just got a lot less attractive.  He's gay anyway.
Girl 2: I know you say that
Girl 1: He is.
Girl 1: He IS.
Girl 2: You said that about Ryan too.  Your gaydar is way off.
Girl 1: My gaydar is...is...I was right about my dad when I said he was gay when I was eight...
Girl 2: yeah, well...you are way off with Ryan.
Girl 1: I don't think so.  I think he'll be a late bloomer.
Girl 2: He is not gay
Girl 1: He is
Girl 2: is not
Girl 1: is
Girl 2: is not
Girl 1: I reckon he'll have a wife and kids and then...
Girl 2: NO, he is not

If You Know What I Mean

Girl on Phone: She said something to them but she didn't say anything to me.  She must not have noticed but she must be on the case.  If you know what I mean.

The Horror

Blond Girl: I just gave my worst enemy a ciggie!

I Agree. WHAT?

Boy: Can I have some cheesy Doritos?
Girl: God, you're moody
Boy: What?

I Guess Luke

Skinny Boy:  See if you can guess my favorite Jedi and my favorite bad guy.
Fat Boy: Mumble
Skinny Boy: No
Fat Boy: Mumble
Skinny Boy: No
Skinny Boy:  For good guy I would have to say Master Yoda...for bad guy I would go Darth Maul.
Fat Boy:  I would personally go with Yoda.

But What About Her Personality?

Boy:....big head...yeah that's the one he went out with.

Strike Fast

Smiley Boy:  I had to strike as fast as I could.  I have learned a few skills, Jack.

Pass It On

Odd Boy: Pass it on.  It does matter.

Who Is They?

Tall Boy: ...and also their theory as well to Mother Earth....we all know earth was created....they always say Scientology is a made up religion and I always think to myself.....mumble mumble...a way to explain things...They didn't have the knowledge we have today....

Lanky

Brunette: I keep telling my boyfriend to eat more...he's too skinny.
Blond: Who?
Brunette: My boyfriend.
Blond: He's not skinny.
Brunette: He is. He's tall and lanky. He's skinny. And lanky.
Blond: He is not
Brunette: You've never met him.
Blond : He doesn't look skinny in his pictures.
Brunette: He is. He's lanky. Wait til you meet him. He's six foot tall. And lanky.
Blond: Lanky........lanky......lanky....lanky.....LANKy....LANKY....lankY...lanky....lanky...lanky...

Maybe

Tired Girl: I think I have diabetes.
Friend: Why?
Tired Girl: Because I keep falling asleep all the time.

A Blue Tattoo Speaks For Itself

Girl: .....I think he's a bit gay
Friend: He DOES have a blue tattoo.
Other Friend: I don't even think he's that good looking.

A Good Reason

Girl : NO! DON'T! He already thinks I'm obsessed with him.

Well, I'd Remember That

First Girl: That was really weird...He MUST remember me...
Second Girl: You should write back...
First Girl: Yeah, it's me. The girl who sleeps with everyone.

Maybe You Shouldn't Have Listened

Girl on phone: You told me to prank you.... you told me to prank you.....you told me to prank you....why are you talking over me?......You told me to prank you and I did......Why are you doing this?