Wednesday, 8 February 2012

Yes. Do You?

Girl: Do you even KNOW what demented means?

Thursday, 2 February 2012

True, But Not Polite To Mention

Boy: You do have a weird freaky stare...Do you agree?....You have a weird freaky stare.

Thursday, 26 January 2012

That's A Lot of Nerve

Boy: So, she says in front of my Mum. To my Mum's face.  Right in front of my Mum. Are you the boy who's been stalking my sister?

Tuesday, 24 January 2012

Unless It Runs in the Family

Boy: It's not you fault your sister has bad taste.

Thursday, 19 January 2012


Man: I noticed only the guys came over and apologized.
Woman: The girl didn't.
Man: Bitch
Woman: That's what I was going to say.

Wednesday, 18 January 2012

Is He Or Isn't He?

Girl 1: Is that his laugh?
Girl 2: no
Girl 1: that's good because I was going to say he just got a lot less attractive.  He's gay anyway.
Girl 2: I know you say that
Girl 1: He is.
Girl 1: He IS.
Girl 2: You said that about Ryan too.  Your gaydar is way off.
Girl 1: My gaydar was right about my dad when I said he was gay when I was eight...
Girl 2: yeah, are way off with Ryan.
Girl 1: I don't think so.  I think he'll be a late bloomer.
Girl 2: He is not gay
Girl 1: He is
Girl 2: is not
Girl 1: is
Girl 2: is not
Girl 1: I reckon he'll have a wife and kids and then...
Girl 2: NO, he is not

Thursday, 12 January 2012

If You Know What I Mean

Girl on Phone: She said something to them but she didn't say anything to me.  She must not have noticed but she must be on the case.  If you know what I mean.