Friday, 23 July 2010

HOW are you?

Woman on Phone: I'm in a really bad mood now....Would you rather I not tell you?...No....I'm just in a really bad mood.

Tuesday, 20 July 2010


Girl on Phone: Why Kieren?.....Why Kieren?...Why Kieren?....Why Kieren though?....It's a......It's a thing

Monday, 19 July 2010

I Really Don't Know What I'd Do

Girl: What would you do if someone gave you a cup with powder in and told you to add milk?
Girl: What would you do?

Friday, 16 July 2010

Well, That Was Stupid

Woman on phone: I gave him 90 quid.  He said 'would mind paying this for me?'. And now he won't give it back because we're no longer together.

Tuesday, 13 July 2010

I'll Show Her

Blond: She's so arrogant.
Brunette: High and Mighty.
Blond: Definitely.
Brunette: I really can't stand her.
Blond: She really does my head in.
Brunette: I hope I have a better job than her when I'm her age.

Friday, 9 July 2010

The Sad Truth

Romantic Girl: When you say something really romantic and he says 'Awww, me too.' Does that mean he really means it?
True Friend: Probably not.
Romantic Girl: That's what I thought.