Wednesday, 6 April 2011

To You or For You

Woman: Did I tell you he confessed his undying love to me?
Man: OH MY GOD.  Did you hear Cheryl told him off............
Woman: I caught the tail end of that....

Friday, 1 April 2011

Maybe You Should Work On Your Need To Share Personal Information

Co-worker: Hi, how are you?
Customer: I'm fine. I'm know.
Co-worker: good
Customer: I'm having counselling.
Co-worker: Yes.
Customer: I'm having counselling.
Co-worker:'re studying that, aren't you?
Customer: Yes. I am. But I'm also having counselling. I need it. I need counselling. I do.