Tuesday, 21 June 2011


Brunette: I keep telling my boyfriend to eat more...he's too skinny.
Blond: Who?
Brunette: My boyfriend.
Blond: He's not skinny.
Brunette: He is. He's tall and lanky. He's skinny. And lanky.
Blond: He is not
Brunette: You've never met him.
Blond : He doesn't look skinny in his pictures.
Brunette: He is. He's lanky. Wait til you meet him. He's six foot tall. And lanky.
Blond: Lanky........lanky......lanky....lanky.....LANKy....LANKY....lankY...lanky....lanky...lanky...

Monday, 20 June 2011


Tired Girl: I think I have diabetes.
Friend: Why?
Tired Girl: Because I keep falling asleep all the time.

Friday, 17 June 2011

A Blue Tattoo Speaks For Itself

Girl: .....I think he's a bit gay
Friend: He DOES have a blue tattoo.
Other Friend: I don't even think he's that good looking.

A Good Reason

Girl : NO! DON'T! He already thinks I'm obsessed with him.

Thursday, 16 June 2011

Well, I'd Remember That

First Girl: That was really weird...He MUST remember me...
Second Girl: You should write back...
First Girl: Yeah, it's me. The girl who sleeps with everyone.

Wednesday, 15 June 2011

Maybe You Shouldn't Have Listened

Girl on phone: You told me to prank you.... you told me to prank you.....you told me to prank you....why are you talking over me?......You told me to prank you and I did......Why are you doing this?

Tuesday, 14 June 2011

Like We All Do

Brunettte: So she said 'be aware that because you have no experience they're going to look down their noses at you'.
Blond: Yeah....
Brunette: I'm going to have to sit there nodding like a dog on a dashboard.
Blond: I do that anyway.