Wednesday, 8 February 2012

Yes. Do You?

Girl: Do you even KNOW what demented means?

Thursday, 2 February 2012

True, But Not Polite To Mention

Boy: You do have a weird freaky stare...Do you agree?....You have a weird freaky stare.

Thursday, 26 January 2012

That's A Lot of Nerve

Boy: So, she says in front of my Mum. To my Mum's face.  Right in front of my Mum. Are you the boy who's been stalking my sister?

Tuesday, 24 January 2012

Unless It Runs in the Family

Boy: It's not you fault your sister has bad taste.

Thursday, 19 January 2012


Man: I noticed only the guys came over and apologized.
Woman: The girl didn't.
Man: Bitch
Woman: That's what I was going to say.

Wednesday, 18 January 2012

Is He Or Isn't He?

Girl 1: Is that his laugh?
Girl 2: no
Girl 1: that's good because I was going to say he just got a lot less attractive.  He's gay anyway.
Girl 2: I know you say that
Girl 1: He is.
Girl 1: He IS.
Girl 2: You said that about Ryan too.  Your gaydar is way off.
Girl 1: My gaydar was right about my dad when I said he was gay when I was eight...
Girl 2: yeah, are way off with Ryan.
Girl 1: I don't think so.  I think he'll be a late bloomer.
Girl 2: He is not gay
Girl 1: He is
Girl 2: is not
Girl 1: is
Girl 2: is not
Girl 1: I reckon he'll have a wife and kids and then...
Girl 2: NO, he is not

Thursday, 12 January 2012

If You Know What I Mean

Girl on Phone: She said something to them but she didn't say anything to me.  She must not have noticed but she must be on the case.  If you know what I mean.

Friday, 23 September 2011

The Horror

Blond Girl: I just gave my worst enemy a ciggie!

Thursday, 22 September 2011

I Agree. WHAT?

Boy: Can I have some cheesy Doritos?
Girl: God, you're moody
Boy: What?

Wednesday, 21 September 2011

I Guess Luke

Skinny Boy:  See if you can guess my favorite Jedi and my favorite bad guy.
Fat Boy: Mumble
Skinny Boy: No
Fat Boy: Mumble
Skinny Boy: No
Skinny Boy:  For good guy I would have to say Master Yoda...for bad guy I would go Darth Maul.
Fat Boy:  I would personally go with Yoda.

But What About Her Personality?

Boy:....big head...yeah that's the one he went out with.

Tuesday, 20 September 2011

Strike Fast

Smiley Boy:  I had to strike as fast as I could.  I have learned a few skills, Jack.

Monday, 19 September 2011

Pass It On

Odd Boy: Pass it on.  It does matter.

Who Is They?

Tall Boy: ...and also their theory as well to Mother Earth....we all know earth was created....they always say Scientology is a made up religion and I always think to myself.....mumble mumble...a way to explain things...They didn't have the knowledge we have today....