Thursday, 20 May 2010

Something Special

Man on Phone: Maybe...maybe...maybe a pair of trousers to wear underneath to put your wallet in...AWESOME....not as hot as you expect..That would be something special.

Fiddling the Expenses

Man: Anything that is really expenses.
Woman: They shouldn't be out of pocket.
Woman: I'm not talking about travel or transport.
Man: But they shouldn't make a profit.
Woman: I suspect some people might twist it a bit.

Wednesday, 19 May 2010

Changing the Subject

Blond Girl: I bumped into Tom yesterday.
Other Blond: From here?
Blond Girl: Yes
Other Blond: Was he staring at you?
Blond Girl: It was so awkward.
Blond Girl: Did Daisy have maths today?
Other Blond: I didn't see her car.

Tuesday, 18 May 2010

Be Yourself

Blond Girl: ...not letting himself be himself.
Blond Girl: All the things that are good for us get in the way.
Friend: um, like, yeah.

Monday, 17 May 2010

Up In Smoke

Dopey Boy: soon as we started smoking it...we were just all sitting down...yeah, we were all sitting down....and I stood up..and as soon as I stood up my ears started ears just started ringing

Friday, 14 May 2010

How To Tell The Difference

Girl on Phone: And she's got a mole on her face and I haven't.
Girl on Phone: What?
Girl on Phone: A fin?
Girl on Phone: yes
Girl on Phone: yes

Wednesday, 12 May 2010

What Do You Think She's Talking About?

Girl on Phone: Oh, you're not.
Girl on Phone: What are you going to get?
Girl on Phone: Apparently it really hurts on the back of your neck.

Tuesday, 11 May 2010

Me Either

Blond Girl: I don't like Godzilla. She does my head in.
Brunette: Mine too.

Monday, 10 May 2010

Oh, Dear

Worried Girl: He's not going to be pleased with me.
Worried Girl: He's not going to be pleased with me.
Friend: No
Worried Girl: I still have time to get the pill though.
Worried Girl: What day is it?
Worried Girl: um...Sunday....
Friend: SHHHHHH.

Thursday, 6 May 2010

That Might Actually Be Your Fault

Girl: Every time she's ever seen me before I've actually been drunk out of my face. So, it's not my fault.

Let's Do It!

Foreign Man: *hands me stuff*
Foreign Man: Let's do it! OK!
Me: What did you say?
Foreign Man: That's OK to say! Right?
Me: No.
Me: No. Don't say that.
Me: Don't ever say that ever again. To anybody.

Wednesday, 5 May 2010

Who Are YOU Looking At?

Girl: Why are we being stared at? I don't understand.