Wednesday 18 May 2011

She Really Said That?

Trendy Boy: Did you?
Other Boy: mumble mumble
Trendy Boy: Really?  Did you?
Other Boy: mumble mumble
Trendy Boy: Who was it?
Other Boy: mumble mumble
Trendy Boy: Who broke up with who?
Other Boy: mumble mumble
Trendy Boy: So was it....
Other Boy: mumble mumble
Trendy Boy: She SAID that?
Other Boy: mumble mumble
Trendy Boy: She SAID 'it's not you it's me'?
Third Boy: She ACTUALLY said 'it's not you, it's me'!

Monday 16 May 2011

You ARE Bad

Brunette: I'm not
Brunette: I'm NOT
Blonde: You ARE bad.
Blonde: You ARE.
Blonde: Because you're actually forming a relationship.
Brunette: It's not like he'll ever find out.
Brunette:  How would he?

It Could Be Anything

Tall Girl: Where are we supposed to put our stuff.
Short Girl: Where are we suppossed to put our stuff.
Tall Girl: I have my purse in there.
Short Girl: I have YOU KNOW WHAT.

Shame

First Man: It's s a shame that Danni's leaving.
Second Man: What?
First Man: It's a shame Danni's leaving.
Second Man: Yes
First Man: It's only in the last 2 to 3 months that she's started to nail that agenda.
Second Man: Shame

Monday 9 May 2011

Better Than What?

Boy: It's better than being felt up by some random 30 year old.
Girl: He wasn't THIRTY!
Boy: How do you know?

A Designer What?

Woman on Phone: ...a designer bear?...a designer BEAR?....What's a designer bear?....oh, no....oh, no...what did you say to her?...OH NO!....Does she want one?