I Guess Luke

Skinny Boy:  See if you can guess my favorite Jedi and my favorite bad guy.
Fat Boy: Mumble
Skinny Boy: No
Fat Boy: Mumble
Skinny Boy: No
Skinny Boy:  For good guy I would have to say Master Yoda...for bad guy I would go Darth Maul.
Fat Boy:  I would personally go with Yoda.

But What About Her Personality?

Boy:....big head...yeah that's the one he went out with.

Strike Fast

Smiley Boy:  I had to strike as fast as I could.  I have learned a few skills, Jack.

Pass It On

Odd Boy: Pass it on.  It does matter.

Who Is They?

Tall Boy: ...and also their theory as well to Mother Earth....we all know earth was created....they always say Scientology is a made up religion and I always think to myself.....mumble mumble...a way to explain things...They didn't have the knowledge we have today....

Lanky

Brunette: I keep telling my boyfriend to eat more...he's too skinny.
Blond: Who?
Brunette: My boyfriend.
Blond: He's not skinny.
Brunette: He is. He's tall and lanky. He's skinny. And lanky.
Blond: He is not
Brunette: You've never met him.
Blond : He doesn't look skinny in his pictures.
Brunette: He is. He's lanky. Wait til you meet him. He's six foot tall. And lanky.
Blond: Lanky........lanky......lanky....lanky.....LANKy....LANKY....lankY...lanky....lanky...lanky...

Maybe

Tired Girl: I think I have diabetes.
Friend: Why?
Tired Girl: Because I keep falling asleep all the time.

A Blue Tattoo Speaks For Itself

Girl: .....I think he's a bit gay
Friend: He DOES have a blue tattoo.
Other Friend: I don't even think he's that good looking.

A Good Reason

Girl : NO! DON'T! He already thinks I'm obsessed with him.

Well, I'd Remember That

First Girl: That was really weird...He MUST remember me...
Second Girl: You should write back...
First Girl: Yeah, it's me. The girl who sleeps with everyone.

Maybe You Shouldn't Have Listened

Girl on phone: You told me to prank you.... you told me to prank you.....you told me to prank you....why are you talking over me?......You told me to prank you and I did......Why are you doing this?

Like We All Do

Brunettte: So she said 'be aware that because you have no experience they're going to look down their noses at you'.
Blond: Yeah....
Brunette: I'm going to have to sit there nodding like a dog on a dashboard.
Blond: I do that anyway.

She Really Said That?

Trendy Boy: Did you?
Other Boy: mumble mumble
Trendy Boy: Really?  Did you?
Other Boy: mumble mumble
Trendy Boy: Who was it?
Other Boy: mumble mumble
Trendy Boy: Who broke up with who?
Other Boy: mumble mumble
Trendy Boy: So was it....
Other Boy: mumble mumble
Trendy Boy: She SAID that?
Other Boy: mumble mumble
Trendy Boy: She SAID 'it's not you it's me'?
Third Boy: She ACTUALLY said 'it's not you, it's me'!

You ARE Bad

Brunette: I'm not
Brunette: I'm NOT
Blonde: You ARE bad.
Blonde: You ARE.
Blonde: Because you're actually forming a relationship.
Brunette: It's not like he'll ever find out.
Brunette:  How would he?