Fiiirrrreee

Boy: ...everytime I'm around Megan...I swear.........there's like....there's FIRE.
Friend:..yeah, like...
Boy: The thing is...the thing is.. she's... she's...

Old News

Blond: You know Gavin.
Friend: Yes
Blond: He's gay.
Friend: I know.
Blond: He has a boyfriend.
Friend:  I KNOW.