It's Not Us, It's Him

Angry Woman on Phone: Both of us argue when you're with him
AWOP: We Both Argue.
AWOP: I admit that I started it.
AWOP: I admit that.

Milk? Really?

Shy Boy: I feel awkward having milk in public places.
Friend: oh

Don't Get Stressed Out, Mum

Crying Girl: I don't have any money
CG: And I don't know what to do.
CG:Only £2 for the bus.
CG: Am I not allowed to come home?
CG: I'm only asking
CG: Don't get stressed out, Mum.
CG: I really needed it.

She Doesn't Care

Pretty Angry Woman on Phone: I just explained to you.
PAWOP: Stop showing off for your friends.
PAWOP: I just explained to you.
PAWOP: I just explained to you.
PAWOP: I don't care.
PAWOP: I don't care.

Just Dessets

Angry woman: So what he doesn't know. What he doesn't know is that I am entitled to maintenence. Yes, I am going to get an allowance.
Her friend who doesn't really care: hmmm
AW: Yes, you see I haven't told him.
HFWDRC: He doesn't realize?
AW: No. Well, he shouldn't have left me in the first place.

Two Snooty Women

Woman with long hair: once we get reacquainted with the concept
Friend with glasses: I am honestly appalled